i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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