The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
is it fun? or sober?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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