Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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