Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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