Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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