It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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