I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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