Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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