now i know why i became what i already was.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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