I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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