i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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