you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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