its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
you had me at cake vodka
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
