So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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