Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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