i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he thought i was a dude.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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