what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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