Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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