Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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