Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
id be glad to
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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