nutella sex= disaster
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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