I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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