Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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