would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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