They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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