Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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