Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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