For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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