did you get engaged???
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
