i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Non-Jews are for practice
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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