from now on my penis is your penis
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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