Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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