He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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