Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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