im having a threesome with these popsicles
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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