how can u be prego again
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I lost the right to judge tonight
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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