The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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