Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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