good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
How naked do you want me to be?
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