You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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