lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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