I love black thongs
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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