Fuck appropriateness.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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