I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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