Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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