He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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