Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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