I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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