no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just google imaged poop.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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