All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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